15 Ways to Know
You're Dating an MBA
Calls the first month of your relationship
a "preliminary assessment period.".
Talks to the waiter about process flows when
dinner arrives late.
Congratulates your parents for successful value
Your Valentine's Day card has bullet points..
Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win.".
Decides to re-org your family into a "team-based
Refers to your date as "testing
8. Writes executive summaries on your love letters.
Ends the argument you have by saying "let's talk
about this offline." .
Refers to you as "my co-CEO."
Insist you do market research before getting
Says your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is
clean laundry and paid bills.
Asks the waiter what the restaurant's core
Gives constructive feedback to your dog.
Conducts a performance review after having had sex